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(490) Joke/ Barbers [joke]

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A Broadway playboy 1) had a closer shave 2) than he bargained for 3) in a local barber recently. His manicure 4) girl was very beautiful and the playboy suggested dinner and a show that evening.

 “I don’t think I ought to,” said the girl demurely 5). “I am married.”

 “Ask your husband,” suggested the playboy. “I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”

 “Ask him yourself,” said the girl. “He’s shaving you.”

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1) Broadway playboy:

Broadway boy: A loud, garishly dressed, small-time gambler or ladies’ man.

2) be (have) a close shave (of it): 危ないところを逃れる

3) bargain for [bɑ́ːrgin]: to expect sth to happen and be ready for it.

4) manicure : treatment for the fingernails

5) demurely: shyly, modestly, timidly

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