(531) Few infected people in Japan [joke]
ヨーロッパで、新聞記者が、感染症の専門医に聞きました。
In Europe, a newspaper reporter asked an infectious disease specialist.
記者「日本では感染者数が少ないようですが？」
The reporter: "It seems that there are few infected people in Japan?"
医者「いや日本の状況は、すでに断崖絶壁の一歩手前まで来ていますよ」
The doctor: "No, the situation in Japan is already one step before the cliff."
記者「それで我々は？」
The reporter: "So, what about us?"
医者「日本の一歩先をいっています！」
The doctor: "We are one step ahead of Japan!"
In Europe, a newspaper reporter asked an infectious disease specialist.
記者「日本では感染者数が少ないようですが？」
The reporter: "It seems that there are few infected people in Japan?"
医者「いや日本の状況は、すでに断崖絶壁の一歩手前まで来ていますよ」
The doctor: "No, the situation in Japan is already one step before the cliff."
記者「それで我々は？」
The reporter: "So, what about us?"
医者「日本の一歩先をいっています！」
The doctor: "We are one step ahead of Japan!"
世界の日本人ジョーク集 令和編 (中公新書ラクレ, 720)
- 作者: 早坂 隆
- 出版社/メーカー: 中央公論新社
- 発売日: 2021/03/06
- メディア: 新書
The situation of the world is changing day by day. Vaccination is changing it better in several countries in Europe. Japan is still one step behind of them.
TIME: The Coronavirus Brief
Friday, April 23, 2021
Twice this week, India shattered the global record for COVID-19 diagnoses in a single day. The U.S. set that record with just over 300,000 cases in a day this past winter; India reported more than 332,000 diagnoses today alone.
TIME: The Coronavirus Brief
Friday, April 23, 2021
Twice this week, India shattered the global record for COVID-19 diagnoses in a single day. The U.S. set that record with just over 300,000 cases in a day this past winter; India reported more than 332,000 diagnoses today alone.
Here's where daily cases have risen or fallen over the last 14 days, shown in confirmed cases per 100,000 residents:
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