(540) Rakugo Jokes #1 - 3 [聞き取り]
Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm a traditional Japanese Rakugo comic story teller, Katsura Sunshine. On my highest from Boardway needs the corona virus time, I think we need a few jokes about doctors.
#1 Dreams about pigs flying
Patient: Sensei.
Doctor: Hai, hai. What seems to be the problem?
P: Sensi. I keep having these dreams about pigs flying.
D: Mmm. Sounds like swine flu1).
Fair, Then partly Piggy / by Shiro Yadama / Translated by Keith Holeman
Patient: Sensei.
Doctor: Hai, hai. What seems to be the problem?
P: Sensi. I keep having these dreams about pigs flying.
D: Mmm. Sounds like swine flu1).
Fair, Then partly Piggy / by Shiro Yadama / Translated by Keith Holeman
- 出版社/メーカー: 岩崎書店
- 発売日: 2021/08/10
- メディア: 単行本
1) Swine flu: "Swine flu" was the popular name for the virus which was responsible for a global flu outbreak (called a pandemic) in 2009 to 2010. It's a type of seasonal flu and is now included in the annual flu vaccine. The virus was first identified in Mexico in April 2009. It became known as swine flu because it's similar to flu viruses that affect pigs. It is also known as the H1N1 virus.
#2 Farting a lot
P: Sensei.
D: Hai, hai. What seems to be the trouble?
P: Ah... sensei, it seems I've been farting2) a lot recently.
D: Farting a lot, I see. How often?
P: Three or four times an hour, or sometimes as much as five.
D: 3 or 4 times and sometimes as much as 5. All rihgt, all right, just wait here for one minute please.
P: Sensei, what are you doing with a long stick with a hook on the end of it3)? Sensei, what are you going to do with it?
D: I'm going to open the window4).
2) fart: to expel intestinal gas from the anus
Illustrated by 丑蟻さん
3) a long stick with a hook on the end of it: window opening pole
4) window: sash window is a window that has two frames fixed one above the other that open by being up and down
Illustrated by 丑蟻さん
3) a long stick with a hook on the end of it: window opening pole
4) window: sash window is a window that has two frames fixed one above the other that open by being up and down
#3 Short term memory loss
P: Sensei.
D: Hai, hai. What seems to be the trouble?
P: Recently, I've been suffering from short term memory loss5).
D: How long has it been happening?
P: How long has it been happening??
5) Short-term memory loss: In general, this involves forgetting recent things. This can lead to:
・asking the same questions repeatedly
・forgetting where you just put something
・forgetting recent events
・forgetting something you saw or read recently
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・forgetting recent events
・forgetting something you saw or read recently
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