(575) Jokes about Well

Why did the man fall down the well?
なぜ、男は井戸に落ちたのか？

Because he couldn't see that well.
それが、よく(well)見えなかったから。

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Why did the old person fall in the well?
なぜ老人は井戸に落ちたのでしょうか？

He couldn't see that well.
それが、よく(well)見えなかったから。

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*Seriously, as we get older, our eyesight gets poorer and our movement become clumsier, so be careful when we go out.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
なぜバナナは医者のところへ行ったのですか？

Answer: It didn't peel well!
気分が良くなかった(didn't feel well)からです。

皮がうまくむけなかった(didn't peel well)からです。

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Q: What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn't feeling well?

馬の調子が悪い時、医者は何と診断したのでしょう？

A: Hay fever.　（花粉症。枯草熱　Hay=干し草）

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